DO NOT SEE IT IN 3D IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CGI OR 3D.
I am writing to you from a bar next to the theater, trying to focus on stable objects to lose the dizziness and motion sickness. Today is my friend’s birthday, this was the outing… And I was looking forward to said outing for a month. I have been psyched for this sequel since it went into production.
I barely made it 30 minutes. I took the glasses off for minutes at a time to just see it blurry bc I thought it would make it better. I ended up having to leave. Like leave leave wait for my friends leave.
UPDATE: According to my friend who now times *everything* on her new ladies’ Timex Ironman watch**, I only made it to 18 minutes.
Learn from me. JJ Abrams’ lens flaresTM and 3D do NOT mix, especially if you are an Old.
**I wore that watch to my boyfriend’s prom in 1995 because we could keep a running countdown of how long we had until prom was over.
Ollie and I have been watching a lot of Fringe lately and it dawned on me that I probably wouldn’t have left NYC when I did in the other world and thus get the chance to adopt him. So if I traveled to the other universe and brought back other Oliver (Fauxliver?) I could have two perfect pups and other universe me wouldn’t be sad, but instead, probably high-five me. I bet she has more bylines than I do, but whatever. I’d have two dogs. (Unless she got stuck in amber or some horrible vortex.)