February 2012
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Portland Jokes Write Themselves
So one of the independent newspapers is offering a free meal for two on Valentine’s Day. Basic rules apply — over 21, functional email, etc.
And then I saw this:
*I will ban the first person who uses the words “capitalist holiday” in the comments, I swear to god I will.
I’d enter, but I just went macrobiotic vegan this afternoon.
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Wait A Second...
I just went on one useless blogging system to complain about another useless MICROBLOGGING system. I am young again!!!
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I am VERY VERY OLD
The following things happened today:
I got confused by the new Twitter interface.
I got angry at the new Twitter interface.
I helped a friend that I grew up with brainstorm ways to engage a teenager academically.
I had to ask young people why anyone cares about that singer that has pretty hair and was on SNL a few weeks ago, because I honestly don’t understand what the fuss is...
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deep-land asked: 9 and 10. Clearly down to brass tacks.
jennhoney asked: # 16 favorite movies?
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…research planetary gravity, all literature points to the same conclusion, the...
– (via ilearneditfromwatchingyoutube)
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Things I'm Learning About The Royal Wedding From...
Is Prince William the Antichrist? YES.
Does Pippa have lizard people teeth? YES.
Was the Illuminati behind the royal wedding? YES.
Were there hidden satanic messages inside the royal wedding? YES.
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Things I'm Learning About The Moon From You Tube
Are blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at humanity? YES
Is the Moon a hollowed-out space craft. OMG YES.
Did the Moon destroy Atlantis? YES.
Are dragons living inside the moon? YES.
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Things I'm Learning About 2012 From YouTube
Are chemtrails caused by UFOs? YES.
Does NASA know about light on the South Pole in July? YES.
Is Nibiru coming? YES.
Will the polar fields flip? YES.
Did the Mayans predict all of this? OMG YES.
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world peace
bobbyfinger:
world peace
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