November 2009
67 posts
October 2009
56 posts
mliaverage:
Today, my school had a shooting threat. When everyones parents came to get them, they all started telling their kids how much they loved them. My dad- “Never piss off the weird kids. They can’t take a joke.” Thanks for the valuable life lesson Dad. MLIA
Regarding my earlier post
steveagee:
On how did my day become an episode of Three’s Company.
I’ve tweeted this so a lot of you probably already heard, but I was driving in my truck and I was waiting to leave a message on my shrink’s voicemail. Right when her outgoing message beeped a woman (talking on her cell) ran a red light and missed me by about a foot. I screamed, “YOU FUCKING CUNT!” and then realized what I had...
mliaverage:
Today, I found out that the actor who plays the voice of Darth Vader also plays the voice of Mufasa from the Lion King. Greatest and worst father ever? Mind. Blown. MLIA
Hey kid, he’s also the voice behind “THIS IS CNN.” AND… he plays the king in Coming to America. AND… fuck it. His name is James Earl Jones and he’s one of the most prolific...
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'Glee' exclusive: Joss Whedon to direct! →
glitterbubbles:
sarahcooley:
arod:
Dear Joss,
Bring NPH.
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
OMG HOW EPIC WOULD THAT BE!
that would be so intensely awesome I cannot think of words to describe it. holy crap. *trying (and failing) to not get hopes up* xoxoxo
i read about this yesterday and would have been super excited except for that ep he did of the office which was really… meh.
What if I decide after staying in the Slope for 2 days that I don’t want to go back to LA? I will be seeing fall for the first time in 5 years…
Watchthis was my favorite sketch in a pretty solid episode.
Watchthedailywhat:
The Office: The cast reenacts the now-legendary JK wedding entrance dance in honor of Jim and Pam’s special day.
[via.]
i don’t know how many people on these here intertubes have mentioned it, but this viral dance was initially created by someone that graduated from my college (grinnell). this is awesome for many reasons, but i still hate that they picked (and...
a message from the future -- to lizz of may 2009
you’re so kind!! yeah, powells is on my list of places that are amazing that i have yet to go… along with the great white wine vineyards of oregon and washington, crater lake, seeing snow again, etc. there’s a great independent bookstore by me that i hang out in at least once a week… but i only get to buy things from them when i have an income stream (not from the...
a message from the future -- to lizz of may 2009
aww, thanks!! xoxoxo.
i have a ton of friends from college living there, and it looks like my ideal city on paper (outdoorsy, bike friendly, dog friendly, hike friendly, wine friendly, greenish, decent indie rock, not too expensive)… but it seems like moving as a pseudo entertainment writer/web producer would be career suicide.
then again, i hear the boys there are literate and like...
a message from the future -- to lizz of may 2009
you wanted a message from the future, so here it is:
it’s currently october and you haven’t found a job. you’ve come really close. in fact, just close enough to think you shouldn’t move out of your overpriced, oversized apartment at the end of every month. why? i have no fucking clue. it’s a reoccuring cycle that i’m currently still in many months later.
you...
johncabrera:
steveagee:
I’m so fucking sick of this vertigo! I’ve been fucking dizzy for 2 fucking weeks. If a doctor told me I’d feel this way every day for the rest of my life I’d take a gun, stick it in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger!
I just want this shit to fucking END ALREADY!!
This is a perfect example of a Tumbl that I really just wanted to give a quick “heart” to. But it...
self-indulgent masturbatory tripe... for the...
been reading david cross’ new book. he’s angrier than me. significantly angrier.
but it has made me realize that i’m much better at complaining than he is. (but not nearly as good as michael ian black.) and thus, i am starting on my short book of long rants. i’ve had the title in my head since college (not sharing, at least not yet). i’ve also started dividing...
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