this is what would happen if i were at comic con...
me: omg. sean, you're so awesome at solving crimes in santa barbara! and you're super funny and cool and cute and i love you!!!!!!!
james roday: um, thanks?
me: sean, you're my favorite psychic detective ever. want to make out?
james roday: i'm an actor. sean is a character i play.
me: sean, you're my FAVORITE. we should totally hook up. we don't have to tell juliette.
james roday: the woman who plays juliette is my real-life girlfriend.
me: you're my super favorite. will you be my boyfriend?
james roday: yes, yes i will.
SWF seeks single man with air conditioner. Please...
It’s so hot that I joined a gym. My gym has a pool. I can also watch traffic accidents occur on the 101 as jog on a machine. And now I have a place to go during the day besides the liquor store and/or Starbucks. If you’re unemployed, it’s super important to have a semblance of routine. Ironically, what was delightful hiking music (Yo La Tengo, Nick Drake, The Talking Heads,...
i didn't know i had a blog here
now i have a place to chronicle my love of sandwiches. score!