How to Make a Successful "New" Buffy Movie
1. Don’t. 2. Make the Angel movie you promised when the WB took it off the air. 3. Have Joss Whedon write and direct it. 4. Pretend the 5th season never happened and Cordelia is still alive. 5. Whatshisface from Mad Men can be in it as long as he washes his hair. 6. Keep Wolfram and Hart evil. 7. Actually if Lorne is dead, all of this is null… except for number one.
Me: I guess I'm getting my computer from Costco. I don't want to, but if I can't afford a Mac, I need something with a great return policy.
My mom: How do you know they will even be around in a few years?
Me: I saw a documentary on the future awhile ago. Trust me, they'll be there.
My mom: Oh yeah, they'll even have a law school.
Me: That's just the one by the Time Machine.
It’s kind of funny that the Son of Sam claimed the neighbor’s labrador was telling him to kill people. Oliver tells me to do stuff all the time, but mostly it’s “give me a treat” or “throw the ball” or “I want to go outside.” Of course, he doesn’t live in New York, so his tune could change if we moved.
Oh... Wisconsin, Thank You For Reminding Me Why I...
True story: I met Russ Feingold in the summer of 1998 at the Tibetan Freedom Concert rally. (I was covering it in my first starfucker journalist gig.) I *loved* him as a Senator… let alone MY Senator (and this is soooooooo long before his sole vote against the Patriot Act). I was more nervous and excited to shake his hand than I was when I met the Beastie Boys or R.E.M. or any of my...