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perezhamilton:

Was she just drunk or totally nuts?????

Single and lonely Margaret Brent of the Maryland colony requested two votes: one because she’s a landowner and one because she’s Lord Baltimore’s attorney. And wait for the shocker of the century… she was denied.

Um, EVERYONE knows that women…

Anne Hathaway reminds me of the intensely over enthusiastic theatre people I loathed so very very much that I quit acting specifically so that I wouldn’t have to be around them anymore.

But she is good at her job.

I didn’t write this, Max Read did. And good lord it’s funny.

An article I wrote about how to buy things for pop culture snobs.

An article in which I explain how to bring the right wine to a holiday event based on your role at the party.

robdelaney:

My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…