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Dec 29, 20114 notes
#vanity #navelgazing #politics #diamonds #parade #kim jong-il #funeral #diamonds #dogs #dog parade
Dec 28, 20114 notes
Real Things I Said In 2011 -- "Right Now I'm Really Into Toto"
  • My cute STRAIGHT hairdresser in SF: So what kind of music do you listen to?
  • Me: Right now I'm really into Toto...
  • Him: [...]
  • Me: It's on heavy rotation on my Pandora Seals and Croft station.
  • Him: [...]
  • Me: I have the road rage. Shitty music makes the drive a lot less awful.
  • Him: How does PANDORA fit in with Seals and Croft?
  • Me: Pandora, the music streaming app. Not the band.
  • Him: Ohhhhh. That makes a lot more sense.
Dec 28, 20112 notes
#Real Things I Said In 2011
Perez Hamilton: Margaret Brent, a WOMAN, Requests Right to Vote → perezhamilton.com

perezhamilton:

Margaret Brent Requests Right to Vote

Was she just drunk or totally nuts?????

Single and lonely Margaret Brent of the Maryland colony requested two votes: one because she’s a landowner and one because she’s Lord Baltimore’s attorney. And wait for the shocker of the century… she was denied.

Um, EVERYONE knows that women…

Dec 27, 201170 notes
Kennedy Center Honors air tonight, and Anne Hathaway doing a split to honor Meryl Streep isn’t even the best part | EW → feeds.ew.com

Anne Hathaway reminds me of the intensely over enthusiastic theatre people I loathed so very very much that I quit acting specifically so that I wouldn’t have to be around them anymore.

But she is good at her job.

Dec 27, 20118 notes
Here's my first-ever wine column for Gawker. → gawker.com

I didn’t write this, Max Read did. And good lord it’s funny.

Dec 24, 201125 notes
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Dec 23, 20112 notes
How To Shop For Pop Culture Snobs → theinsider.retailmenot.com

An article I wrote about how to buy things for pop culture snobs.

Dec 22, 20119 notes
#i wrote this #retail me not #community #parks and rec #dr. who
How To Choose The Perfect Holiday Wine → theinsider.retailmenot.com

An article in which I explain how to bring the right wine to a holiday event based on your role at the party.

Dec 22, 20112 notes
#i wrote this #wine #retail me not
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Dec 20, 20111 note
#ab fab #tv
Dec 20, 201147 notes
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Dec 20, 20112 notes
#history #northern korea
Rob Delaney: My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama... → robdelaney.tumblr.com

robdelaney:

My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…

Dec 19, 2011559 notes
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How To Shop For Environmentalists, Vegans and Hippies → theinsider.retailmenot.com
Dec 19, 20114 notes
#I wrote this
Dec 18, 20112 notes
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