Um... What? →
I was okay with you guys until I read “Canada… where her GRANDFATHER WAS STATIONED DURING WORLD WAR TWO.” I’m cool that my people have never moved up enough that I could marry a prince, but really? REALLY? Canada is important to the couple because IT WAS HER GRANDFATHER’S SPOT DURING WORLD WAR TWO? Come ON, the war was happening WITHIN THE CONFINES YOUR DAMN ISLAND....
It's Funny Because I'm Moving Here... →
So I'm packing... still
And all I keep thinking is… “Am I bringing enough wine?” Priorities.
My Life In State Stereotypes
1977-1995 Wisconsin - It’s too cold to be sober. 1995-1999 Iowa - 56,000 square miles of dull. 1999-2001 New York - World’s 14th biggest city, first biggest ego. 2001-2004 Illinois - Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far. 2004-2005 Wisconsin - It’s too cold to be sober. 2005-Now California - Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to...
An Amazing Tribute To A Wonderful Man →
Working in the news is really difficult — the subject matter can be rough, the conditions can be awful, the hours are pretty much always insane… and that’s before you have to navigate egos and work politics and politics politics and general entertainment crap and THEN your standard office landmines. James Kang managed to be the nicest, friendliest person at KCBS / KCAL that I...
The Simpsons Made Me Angry →
Today we are all Edna Krapappels.
the reagan museum better have shots of whiskey at...
me: hey look, more stuff from a mediocre movie!
my mom: i *liked* tucker a man and his dream...
me: sorry, i'm just hungry. i can't handle this kind of narcissism on an empty stomach. we should at least sample sincerely average wine before we go into this self-made, self-selected museum of stuff a guy did that all in all isn't so great... or hasn't been great in years.
my mom: you've never been to a presidential library have you?
i wrote this →
i wrote this →
I had heard of this magical place where the wines were white, the beers were dark, the men were straights and dogs were the happiest of anyone… I thought it was a myth. I also heard rumors that you could rent a small home for about 1100 with a yard. At the right angle, you could see snow-capped mountains… And everyone I knew who lived there was totally in love with the place. ...
Some food stuff to go with my Yay! Wine!... →
Hey gang: do you think Bammerz should've released...
Absolutely not. I understand why people would want to see it (actually I don’t because I don’t like snuff films or gore), but I think acting in a brutish manner will only cement further disdain towards the United States by the people who are already basically looking for reasons to hate us. And I think one of the smartest things they did was give Osama bin Laden a burial appropriate...
funnyordie: President Bush Reacts to Bin Laden’s Death with Will Ferrell In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s death, former president George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) explains what’s been terrorizing him for years.
Bin Laden Was A Terrible Neighbor. →
As much as I guess I should feel some level of joy at the demise of a man who was probably involved with 9/11 (though honestly, I’ve always wondered if the people who did the plane business were like the guys from the Princess Bride who just wanted to start a war for the hell of it and Bin Laden was like “yeah, sure, *I* did that.”) and definitely involved in various other...
Watching the last episode of Freaks and Geeks. One of the few in which a Lindsay adventure did not mimic my own high school experience. But you know what? Anna from the O.C. is right… American Beauty really *is* a fantastic album.