June 2012
36 posts
Things Klout Has Told Me
Klout believes you are influential about Models.
Klout believes you are influential about Parenting.
Klout believes you are influential about Drugs.
Klout believes you are influential about Money.
Klout believes you are influential about Director.
Klout believes you are influential about Hollywood.
Klout believes you are influential about Vodka.
Klout believes you are influential about Auto Industry.
Klout believes you are influential about Business.
Klout believes you are influential about Illuminati.
Klout believes you are influential about CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Klout believes you are influential about Lizard.
Klout believes you are the Top +K Recipient for Swedish Baltic Sea Water Award.
“What am I supposed to do for the next year?”
—My mom, complaining that Mad Men is over.
“She looks like a giant shell-less snail that has been cruelly attacked with makeup.”
—The BOYFRIEND describes Lena Dunham.
Best of the Suburban Milwaukee Crime Report
A man fled after stealing 13 steaks from Pick ‘n Save, 12375 W. Capitol Drive, just before 1 a.m. May 27.
A group of teenagers were reported running around a car naked, playing a game called “paranoia,” in the 1000 block of Silver Mist Court the night of May 24. Parents of two the teens were notified.
A homeowner in the 2800 block of Cambridge Circle reported a large quantity of alcohol was taken from an open garage sometime overnight May 13. The garage door was apparently left open by a contractor. No arrests or suspect information was part of the report.
A resident of the 1200 block of Manistique Avenue reported that someone had defecated on a rock in her front yard May 26.
The Department of Public Works reported a street name sign was taken from South 69th Street at 7:45 p.m. May 23.
51-year-old Menomonee Falls man was issued a citation for animal at large after police received a call from a resident who reported a neighbor’s peacock was on her property in the N56 W18900 block of Silver Spring Drive at 9:30 a.m. May 10. An officer attempted to capture the animal but was unsuccessful. The owner of the peacock was cited due to multiple calls/infractions in the past.
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May 2012
24 posts
Best of the Suburban Milwaukee Crime Report: Mother's Day Edition
A resident in the W172 N12800 block of Division Road reported fireworks being set off between 11:30 a.m. and 1:40 p.m. May 13. Police located the source of the noise at a residence in the area, and the property owner told police that the females in his family like to fire guns on Mother’s Day. The property owner told police the women were finished “celebrating” and were done for the day.
