A man fled after stealing 13 steaks from Pick ‘n Save, 12375 W. Capitol Drive, just before 1 a.m. May 27.
A group of teenagers were reported running around a car naked, playing a game called “paranoia,” in the 1000 block of Silver Mist Court the night of May 24. Parents of two the teens were notified.
A homeowner in the 2800 block of Cambridge Circle reported a large quantity of alcohol was taken from an open garage sometime overnight May 13. The garage door was apparently left open by a contractor. No arrests or suspect information was part of the report.
A resident of the 1200 block of Manistique Avenue reported that someone had defecated on a rock in her front yard May 26.
The Department of Public Works reported a street name sign was taken from South 69th Street at 7:45 p.m. May 23.
51-year-old Menomonee Falls man was issued a citation for animal at large after police received a call from a resident who reported a neighbor’s peacock was on her property in the N56 W18900 block of Silver Spring Drive at 9:30 a.m. May 10. An officer attempted to capture the animal but was unsuccessful. The owner of the peacock was cited due to multiple calls/infractions in the past.
Best of the Suburban Milwaukee Crime Report: Mother's Day Edition
A resident in the W172 N12800 block of Division Road reported fireworks being set off between 11:30 a.m. and 1:40 p.m. May 13. Police located the source of the noise at a residence in the area, and the property owner told police that the females in his family like to fire guns on Mother’s Day. The property owner told police the women were finished “celebrating” and were done for the day.
Best of the Suburban Milwaukee Crime Report: Fish Edition
A 53-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after the restaurant he was in the 400 block of North Main Street ran out of fish for its all-you-can-eat fish fry at 7:41 p.m. May 11. The man had already consumed 12 pieces of fish when informed the restaurant had run out and could not substitute any other fish. The man then refused to pay his bill. After the restaurant gave him eight more pieces of fish to go, he paid his bill. The man returned to the restaurant on May 13 with a picket sign protesting the restaurant’s poor business practices.
A fisherman reported his tackle box was taken near River Lane and Mequon Road at 4 p.m. May 13. The tackle box and two fishing rods were left in the tall weeds near the car path of Blackstone Creek Golf Club while the owner of the gear went to Fleet Farm to get worms. The box was missing when he returned.
“None of my fears are irrational. I could legitimately choke to death on a giant calcium pill and no one will be there to find me… let alone help me. This is why I outsource my coffee. It’s also why I post on blogs all day. Accountability.”— just a normal adult having a normal adult conversation
A “Recall Walker” sign was stolen from the 19000 block of North Avenue overnight March 30. The resident reported this was a common problem.
A man accused a convenience store clerk of stealing his winning lottery ticket just before 1 p.m. March 30. The man said the attendant at the BP on Brookfield Road and Capitol Drive paid him just $4 when he deserved more than $100,000 for picking four of the five winning numbers and the extra number. The man had no record of his recorded numbers, nor did he have the ticket to prove he’d picked the correct numbers. No citations were issued.
Two females were seen taking 6 pounds of chicken wings from Pick ‘n Save at 6:49 p.m. April 2. No arrests were made.
Two unidentified people took $824 worth of hats from Spencer’s, 95 N. Moorland Road, between 2 and 4 p.m. April 4.
21-year-old Waukesha man was arrested for disorderly conduct when he was seen waving and pointing a gun while parked at PDQ, 21980 Watertown Road, at 8:53 p.m. March 29. The gun turned out to be a paintball gun.
A 51-year-old Menomonee Falls man was issued a citation for animal at large after police received a call from a resident who reported a neighbor’s peacock was on her property in the N56 W18900 block of Silver Spring Drive at 9:30 a.m. May 10. An officer attempted to capture the animal but was unsuccessful. The owner of the peacock was cited due to multiple calls/infractions in the past.
Police received a 911 call reporting a white male walking around naked, waving his arms, on Lannon Road and Appleton Avenue shortly before midnight May 11. Police were unable to locate the suspect.
An unknown amount of precious coins and other miscellaneous items were taken from a residence in the W160 N9000 block of Madison Avenue between noon Dec. 27 and noon May 1.