Portland Jokes Write Themselves

So one of the independent newspapers is offering a free meal for two on Valentine’s Day. Basic rules apply — over 21, functional email, etc. 

And then I saw this: 

*I will ban the first person who uses the words “capitalist holiday” in the comments, I swear to god I will. 

 

I’d enter, but I just went macrobiotic vegan this afternoon.

(Source: blogtown.portlandmercury.com)

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